chaos in the house

Who are the stars of this blog?

Mother: My mum is one pissed mum.

Small dog aka ger ger: Small cross breed who is toilet trained, ie. knows how to shit and pee on newspaper.

Big dog aka sapphi: GSD who is toilet trained, ie. knows that she's supposed to shit and pee outside on her nightly walks.

Fat cat aka tiger: Fat cat who is toilet trained, ie. knows how to shit and pee in his litter box.

So.. what's the problem? Plenty... (do not read on if you get grossed out easily)

Problem #1
ger is toilet trained, but being an old lady, she frequently mis-aims. Which is still acceptable, as shit and pee are also relative to size of dog, so easy enough to clear up after her.

Problem #2
saph is trained to shit and pee outside the house. But of late, whether out of jealousy, or if she's confused by the double standards (since we allow ger to pee and shit in the house), she has taken to peeing and shitting in the house. Which poses BIG problems. since... it's ... a lot... of pee and shit.. poor mum cleans up, since she's the only one at home in the day.

Problem #3
Tiger, where's the problem you asked? Cats are known to be clean... right? Right. They are. But dogs are not. And for some perculiar and disgusting reason, both my dogs, are fighting to eat his shit! alright, I can hear the gagging sound now. Imagine, litter box contains... litter sand. Sand is.. bingo.. messy! When dogs try to eat (and fight over, mind you) the shit, sand gets strewn all over the house. = very very very angry mum.

Alright. I need solutions people...