My Top Ten list of why Arnie Rules.
1) He is the TERMINATOR. Forget WWF, or E, this is THE MAN!!!
2) He was Mr Universe, TWICE (diff competitions, in case you were wondering), Mr Olympia.. and on and on and on...
3) He has 3 expressions - Deadpan, Dead and Pan
4) Arnie never fights. He Krr...Crushes... with his not very long, and rather stocky fingers
5) He is made of metal, and so long as his motherboard is still intact, he lives on
6) He makes superman look like a scrawny piece of ass
7) He made famous "I'll be back" even before The Rock has lifted his scrawny, plucked eyebrow. (aside: Actually, i still like... THE... ROCCCCKKKKKK, but that is a story for another day.)
8) He was Conan the Barbarian... Conan the Destroyer... and he was Hercules... ROAAARRRRR
9) He has a grin that would scare the feathers off all the crow-nthss in the world.
10) He made the world remember how to spell: Schwarzenegger
All bow to his royal hairlessness... the terminator... *starts pumping out rock music, aka WWE*... the one... the only... ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER!!!!!
1) He is the TERMINATOR. Forget WWF, or E, this is THE MAN!!!
2) He was Mr Universe, TWICE (diff competitions, in case you were wondering), Mr Olympia.. and on and on and on...
3) He has 3 expressions - Deadpan, Dead and Pan
4) Arnie never fights. He Krr...Crushes... with his not very long, and rather stocky fingers
5) He is made of metal, and so long as his motherboard is still intact, he lives on
6) He makes superman look like a scrawny piece of ass
7) He made famous "I'll be back" even before The Rock has lifted his scrawny, plucked eyebrow. (aside: Actually, i still like... THE... ROCCCCKKKKKK, but that is a story for another day.)
8) He was Conan the Barbarian... Conan the Destroyer... and he was Hercules... ROAAARRRRR
9) He has a grin that would scare the feathers off all the crow-nthss in the world.
10) He made the world remember how to spell: Schwarzenegger
All bow to his royal hairlessness... the terminator... *starts pumping out rock music, aka WWE*... the one... the only... ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER!!!!!
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