Looking like a...

PREGNANT COW!!! OMIFUCKINGGOD!!!

I look like a freaking, bloated, overweight pregnant cow! It doesn't help that I am already shorter than most people... it doesn't help that I am overweight... that I look the part!!! zzz...

I need to go on cambridge diet, or undergo liposuction, or join fucking marie france/expressions/______ (insert any diet/slimming agency, that promises everything, and probably delivers nothing.)

I swear that I will only eat soupy things for lunch from now on. Even if I have to fucking puke from eating too many soupy things.. damn.. I am feeling damn bad. Amazing what a photo can do...And I am fucking photogenic one ok!!!

It is damn bloody unfair... I am short, but I am not small boned... and this rant was brought about after having viewed group photos taken with my orientation group... sigh.. thinking about it makes me feel worse. And no, I am not going to post it up. Cuz i look like fucking shit...

Ahh... and why the rant? Why... don't you know? It's nearing Chinese New Year, you have to get rid of all your negative energy before the start of the New Year...

Wahahaha.... Ohmmm......