Pooms and Puddles

Once upon a time in the kingdom of Poosh, there lived a poodle and a bishie prince named Poom. Poom loved puddling his poodle. Poodle loves puddles, thus it was named Puddles because of it.

So one day puddles decided to make some pudding for Poom. It was Prince's Poom's birthday, and Puddles wanted to make something special, so while Poom was busy with his princely stuff one morning, Puddles snuck out!

Puddles snuck to his favorite piddling puddling pudding palace to order a cherry pie for Prince Poom's party, planning to go over the top with the bash, puddles decided that Prince Poom's pomegranate limo would be used to pick up his fiancée.

Suddenly! Puddles realized something!

"Oh noes! I have forgotten to send out the party invitations!" cried Puddles, most upset at the oversight.

So Puddles calls LW while she was in some far flung place doing her training.

LW was busy training new minons when the call came through. "Hello?"
"Woof woof arf arf woof woof Arf!"

"?!"

Then Puddles remembered LW isn't the dog whisperer, DOH! So puddles apologizes and starts speaking in human language.

"You have to help me, LW! The party MUST go on! Also because I once let Sapphi sniff my butt, so she owes me one."

LW goes, “Hello? Who's this??? I'm in the middle of playing Ronald at a Macdonalds party! can you call back???"

"You're at Mcdonalds? Perfect!! Ask Ronald to the phone!" as an idea hit her.

So the real Mcdonalds got on the line, and Puddles explained the situation to him.

Since Ronald was the one who picked up the phone, he said he will arrange for something to happen tonight! (And) he will send out his own Macdonalds jet to pick up the guests! Just in time too, because Prince Poom was done with his Princely duties and was about to head back to the royal ballroom where the party was supposed to take place!

As Puddles rushed with the birthday goods and the pomegranate limo made it's way to pick up prince poom's girl friend lady paddapeem, all of a sudden, the entire city went dark. the sun started to fold inwards and turned neon pink.

And as the sun expired, an array of fireworks filled the sky, as the words "Happy Birthday, Prince Poom!" sparkled and the peasants watched in awe.

"You did all this? For me?" Prince Poom looked at his royal Pooch, touched by all she went through he was close to tears.And as they partied on in the night, the prince, puddles, peasants and Ronald Mcdonalds all had a royal good time indeed and all was well, except LW, who was still stuck training the minions in an island far far away.

But you know something? The prince wouldn't have minded just a pudding for a present either.

-THE END-

(C) Copyright of SyncopatedID & JoscK, Story contributed by SyncoID and Josc during a random MSN conversation.